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Being Cool
They say high-school isn't a contest
They're right. It's mortal combat.
How to
be Cool:
1) Get the hell off this site
2) Don't make your own site
3) Wear your pants at their terminal velocity
4) Make sure you don't know what terminal velocity means
5) Don't correct my use of "terminal velocity" here, I know it's
wrong
6) Say "For shaw", "true dat", "for real" instead of "yes", and
"f*** not" instead of "no"
7) Get a Canadian passport
8) Start understanding sarcasm (see no. 7)
9) Play the electric guitar
10) Gel your hair
11) Better yet, shave it (but don't do it if you'll come out looking
like one of those pathetic skinhead punks.
12) I'd say smoke weed, but don't smoke weed, it's bad for you
14) Don't tell me I skipped the number before 14 and after 12, I
know that
15) Forget everything you read here and go ask someone who is
actually cool.
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